Someone ticked ‘boring’ on the last post. Boring? Moi?
How can someone be boring who:-
–Has his cds in alphabetical and date order?
–Can quote large chunks of Monty Python off by heart?
–Feels emotionally satifisfied emptying a dishwasher?
–Can memorise cricket statistics at will?
–Likes cleaning ceramic hobs?
I rest my case- it is you sir/madam who are boring! Pah!
I’m off now to put my Wisden Cricketer’s Almanacs in date order….