Because today I will be doing this…

It is bead. It is beyond a guilty pleasure.

My only defence is that I grew up in the 1970s and someone has only got to say ‘We will sail’ or ‘what time will we sail’ or even better ‘we are sailing’ and I lapse into singing this. Mostly just in my head.

Bon voyage to me.


Yes, the video is dreadful and the hair… of the many things from the 70s that can’t be explained rationally.